question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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