SEEEEXXX PLEASE
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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