let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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