hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
