D3 body, D1 cock
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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