it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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