He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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