Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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