We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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