it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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