Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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