butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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