I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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