We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Too much gin, very little bucket
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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