I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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