Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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