she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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