how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Welp...herpes.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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