why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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