Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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