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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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