tonight lets celebrate not being married
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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