Define "chronic" masturbator.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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