I will die if light touches me.
I don't think brook has ever known best
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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