Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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