You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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