totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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