I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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