nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She said her name was "party"
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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