69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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