honey bunches of taint.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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