They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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