scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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