Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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