Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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