In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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