sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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