we have officially mastered the walk of shame
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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