Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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