I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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