When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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