She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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