you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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