remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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