Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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