well most of my day revolves around power hour
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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