p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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