It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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