In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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