How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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